Don't even THINK about dating my DAUGHTER! Think about dating me... her closeted gay dad!
A bumper sticker for your truck or laptop. Made with good intentions in 2017, forged in the fires of a multi-co-worker Slack conversation.
In recent years, others have bootlegged this for amazon and zazzle stores. It's gone viral in various capacities w/o credit (shoutout to the structure of the internet.) We have reprinted it a few times and will do so until it seems wrong.
One-Color Silkscreened Bumper Sticker Roughly 3.5x7 in. First Edition: 200 copies. Second Edition: 200 copies. Third Edition: 200 copies.
We ship orders roughly bi-weekly; the first and third week of every month. Please plan accordingly! Unfortunately we do not have the ability to meet the expectation of amazon-speed order fulfillment. We are a small team trying to make this happen. We might make a mistake on your order. Please email us if this is the case. We will try to make it right. Thanks for understanding!
Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, shipping and email response times may be delayed. As a result of numerous factors, we are not able to make it to studio as often and have numerous other responsibilities and concerns to field. We are working through TXTbooks concerns as best as we can.
We ship via USPS Media Mail in the United States for bound publications, USPS First Class for posters and other non-bound materials. International shipping is slow and expensive, as you probably know. We ship via USPS then international affiliates handle once in destination country.
Zines are mailed in stay-flat mailers. Prints are mailed in stay-flats (letter) and mailer tubes (tabloid). Stickers are mailed in envelopes.
Unfortunately we cannot process returns. If you have problems or questions with your order, please do contact us; we want to make sure everyone feels satisfied with their orders.